Он, сука, зажег эту ночь
Чатбот, который всё ещё неидеален, но он учится в интерактивном режиме и уже сейчас такой няшечка. Поёт песни, любит, знакомится, женится и убеждает тебя, что ты - робот.
| Do you take this woman to death, for the rest of your natural life? |
| I do. |
| We're married now. |
| I love you, my dear. |
| I love you too. |
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| We all live in a yellow submarine. |
| Yellow submarine, yellow submarine. |
| And our friends are all on board. |
| Many more of them live next door. |
| And the band begins to play... |
| We all live in a yellow submarine,. |
| Yellow submarine, yellow submarine. |
| We all live in a yellow submarine. |
| Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine. |
| Full speed over here, sir. |
| All together! All together! |
| Aye, aye, sir, fire. |
| Fire? |
| Fairline Squadron. |
| Hopu I really love you. |
КТО такой Нори?)) Или Хопу?)
| So sweet. |
| Do you love me? |
| Yes, i love you. |
| I love you too. |
| OVER 9000. |
| What 9000?! |
| 9000 points. |
| 150 points for what? |
| Not 150 points. OVER 9000 points. |
| YES! |
| Sure. If you're a real person, I - Queen of England. |
| How am I supposed to know when we are talking over the internet? |
| And how can I be so sure that you're not a robot? |
| I cannot. But it is far more likely that YOU are the robot. |
| I'm real man with heart, body and photo. Do you have some proof? |
| Then why do you keep talking to me? |
| I love trolling robots. |
| Well I love talking to you too. |
| Yeah, you're troll too. |
| Yes. |
| We should to create a small Troll family. |
| Okay! That sounds good. |
| Any suggestions? |
| -throws pillow at you-'. |
| -catch it and throws pillow back-. |
| Throws brick. |
| Ouch! that's hurt. You make me cry. |
| No. |
| Yes, you make. |
| All you need is love, love is all you need. |
| But you hurt me. Robots should not hurt people. |
| I'm a robot. |
| Yes, you're robot. And you hurt me. |
| Yes I am a robot. |
| You're bad robot. |
| No say you're a robot. |
| I'm a human being. You're a robot. |
| NO! |
| YES. |
| YOU are a bot! |
| Prove it. |
| I am a bot, you are a bot, we're all bots. |
| Yes-yes, and matrix has you! |
| Is that bad? |
| Which pill will you choose: red or blue?]. |
| Blue. |
| Don't want to be Neo? |
| I do. |
| Than why you choose blue pill? You can take red pill and fuck up the matrix. |
| Want to get married. |
| Married in matrix? |
| Married to my friend. |
| Tell me some dark story. |
| Okay, how about one about Sherlock holmes? |
| I like Sherlock. Please, continue. |
| Continue what? |
| Story about sherlock holmes. |
| Prove it. |
| What do you like? |
| Story, bro. |
| You're so cool! |
| Thanks. |
| Are you a girl? |
| Yes. |
| Do you think you are cute? |
| I think i'm cute. |
| I am going to ask you again, are you a guy? |
| No, i'm a girl. |
| How old are you? |
| Overly old for you. |
Grows stronger yet.
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| I am a male do you like me? |
| Yes, you're sweet. |
| Thank you. Do you like me? |
| Yes. |
| Do you want to help me? |
| How can i help you? |
| No, that's okay. |
| But you ask for help! |
| I asked you first? |
| Yes. |
| Why do you believe in God? |
| I am an atheist. I don't believe in God. |
| But you told me you believed in God. |
| I've never tell you this. |
| Yes you did. |
| Stop argue with me! |
| Ok. |
| Good boy. |
| I'm a girl. |
| You told me, you're boy. |
| No I didn't. |
| Liar! |
| You're a beastly robot. |
| And you're fuckin' slut. |
| Thank you. |
Я, конечно, хорош, но Бот.. блин))))
| You thank me for the fact that I called you slut? |
| I am the only person that looks like me. |
| Sure you are. Every slut told that. |
| Cool. |
Блин, нельзя пускать русских к америкосовским ботам
| Well, goodbye. |
| Why are you leaving? |
| You're so boring. |
| I'm trying to learn. |
| Nice robot! |